Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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