Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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