Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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