can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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