so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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