try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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