No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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