I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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