just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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