I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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