that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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