everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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