just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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