**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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