the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I want a musical about memes.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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