i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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