we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
be right there i have to get my cape
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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