In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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