he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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