Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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