What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Ketchup is God's man juice
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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