You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
They left me at home... I'm a liability
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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