So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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