question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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