dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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