I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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