I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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