I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
