we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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