Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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