I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i think i just lost a toe
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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