just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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