I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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