we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She's like a pop up book from hell.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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