If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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