addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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