i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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