i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
