woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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