What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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