Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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