And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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