you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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