If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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