I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
