He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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