i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I just found puke in my bra..
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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