What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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