she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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