i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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